I like whales. I think they are majestic creatures. I like the color orange. I think it’s a great enticing color. However, putting them together might not produce such a great product. Well, just take a look at this pair of shorts from Thom Browne.
The orange shorts are made super shrunken (like most Thom Browne pieces) and they are adorned with white contrast whales. I mean, this looks like something my 6 month-old nephew would wear to sleep. And the fact that it is so short makes it that much more child-like. Perhaps I don’t get this collection because I don’t dress to look like a child and looking like a pedophile’s wet dream is not my idea of a good time. And paying more than US$800 to do so? No thank you.
Find this Thom Browne Men’s Orange Whale Shorts for US$853 at OKI-NI.
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