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One of the things I dread the most is when my clothes get stained or when their colors run or when said running colors from other clothing article rub onto an item I intend to wear for years and years. Which is why I dry clean most everything (my hatred for ironing is a big factor - but I digress). That way I can be sure that my clothes get cleaned and stay the way they are longer.

So I cringed when I saw this shirt from Marc Jacobs' diffusion line. I am supposed to believe that the blue patches represent floral pattens? They just look like random ink spots to me. And the pink petals look artificial and cheap; like it got watered down.

The white dots on the blue backdrop just confuses my poor eyes. I don't know where to even begin. Except to close the browser window.

You can find this for US$178 at Saks Fifth Avenue.

I wonder all the time about the individuals who buy pieces like this and also about the individuals who inspire such pieces. I get it, this is funny and tongue-in-cheek but I know I won't be able to wear this on a regular basis. Maybe I don't have enough attitude to carry this off but maybe I don't want to.

The cut-out eye design just looks like oversized nipple pads to me. Like a protective bra to prevent pre-mature leaking of milk. Expect this is on a hoodie and you're supposed to look cool with this on your back. 

I don't think looking like I am nursing is a good look for me, or for anyone, for that matter. Which is a shame because I think this is a good shade of blue and I am liking the slanted V-neck design. 

And can anyone be taken seriously when wearing this? I guess, if you buy this, being taken seriously won't even be on your agenda. 

Find this for US$228 at eLUXURY.  

This pair of shorts from Marc Jacobs' younger line will be great for those sunday brunches and trips to the beach. With slanted pockets and rear flap pockets with buttoned flaps, this straight leg shorts will get you through backyard parties and more. Get it at eLUXURY for US$105.