Dear Michele Bachmann,
It seems that you have a very interesting stance on the political future of the United States. As far as I knew you were a Tea Party candidate, but then you surprise us all by saying that the U.S. should be less socialist, just like China. Yes, the People’s Republic of China. Do you realize that you’re a fiscally conservative Tea Party member and that China is a communist country? So in reality, even if you don’t know it, what you’ve said is your political stance mixes as well as oil and water with China’s. Are you changing your tune or are you just deeply confused? I think it must be the latter since you’re still running for the Republican presidential nominee.
Let me explain to you, Michele a little about China’s government. Like I said before, China is communist and you must not have known this because in your mind I think that communism=bad or scary or maybe, evil. You’re always running around badmouthing Obama’s scary “socialist” policies and saying that you’d repeal them all. I know, Obamacare will ruin the U.S., what with all those icky poor people getting the medical care they need. How will you keep them at the bottom rung of society that way? If they get medical care then they’ll be able to work and support their families and maybe even progess in their careers. Wouldn’t want that though. Also, communism pushes for a classless society. But, I digress, back to a broader view of communism.
Ok, take a deep breath and focus. You are an American Republican which basically means that you don’t like government sticking its nose too deep into your life. You hate paying higher taxes and you tend to be very conservative in your social views. If this sounds like you check the box that says conservative. Now, that brings us to a short explanation on where communism lies on the political scale. You say that the U.S. needs to be less socialist. However, did you know that if you keep going left, past socialism far far down the line you get communism? Wow, good thing Wikipedia is here to clear that up for us. Maybe someone should have googled before speaking to a room full of her constitutes and making a complete ass of herself. Oh well, there’s always next time. Oh wait, your ratings are slipping…well, hopefully you’ll go the way of Sarah Palin and get your own TLC show. On second thought, maybe not. Fall’s full of great comedy shows and stupidity’s only funny for a few minutes.
Crystal can be reached at email@example.com.